[6:59:40 PM] Bree: no thanks i don’t like genderbends, no need to avoid homo

sims medieval isn’t like the sims. it’s a quest-based game in that you create a “hero” and then fulfil a bunch of objectives. it’s a fun game, but you don’t create neighbourhoods or families or anything like that

aw

yea nevermind

i just have urges to build sims houses

[9:44:23 PM] Bree: irish is a fucked up language
[9:44:33 PM] Bree: try to guess how to pronounce this: Cóemgein
[9:45:37 PM] evonne: i’ve been up since 6:30 go away
[9:45:47 PM] Bree: kwee-vin
[9:45:55 PM] evonne: whines

[7:59:08 PM] evonne: =A= i’m braindad
[7:59:09 PM] evonne: *dead
[7:59:12 PM] evonne: see?
[7:59:16 PM] Bree: jhgtrgfry

DUDE fingers crossed that’s so cool!!

cries at you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my heart pounded so hard when i go the message

but i can’t call them back until tomorrow because i finished work at 6pm

[4:20:28 PM] Bree: this piece of chicken i have for dinner is shaped like a dick
[4:21:08 PM] evonne: eat cock, bree

you’re welcome

how dare you introduce him to me

how dare you

[10:27:55 PM] evonne: holy shit
[10:28:03 PM] evonne: i just swallowed the biggest pill
[10:28:13 PM] evonne: i think i’m ready for oral sex
[10:29:05 PM] Bree: sejigkldjgkl

bree and i have rp’d 50 different AUs with various pairings since we met each other

wow celebrate

does bree has the booty?

she doooooo

the other day bree made fun of my phone number because the first few digits are 420

MY GREATEST DREAM WAS TO EAT A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHILE INFECTED THE WORLD AROUND ME LIKE ALEX M.
nEVER BE ABLE TO CONSUME PEOPLE WTF

THAT WAS THE POINT THAT BOTHERED ME THE MOST

[8:23:41 PM] Bree: planes always sucked
[8:23:47 PM] Bree: i’m a terrible flier
[8:23:53 PM] evonne: that’s because you’re tall
[8:24:10 PM] Bree: listen here you

[6:13:43 PM] evonne: i tempura fried sausages
[6:13:45 PM] evonne: omg i’m so white
[6:13:49 PM] evonne: but it’s so delicious
[6:14:04 PM] Bree: jdfklsgjldfksgj
[6:14:14 PM] Bree: i’m gonna have to ask you to turn over your asian card, sorry
[6:14:26 PM] evonne: fuck