does bree has the booty?

she doooooo

the other day bree made fun of my phone number because the first few digits are 420

MY GREATEST DREAM WAS TO EAT A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHILE INFECTED THE WORLD AROUND ME LIKE ALEX M.
nEVER BE ABLE TO CONSUME PEOPLE WTF

THAT WAS THE POINT THAT BOTHERED ME THE MOST

[8:23:41 PM] Bree: planes always sucked
[8:23:47 PM] Bree: i’m a terrible flier
[8:23:53 PM] evonne: that’s because you’re tall
[8:24:10 PM] Bree: listen here you

[6:13:43 PM] evonne: i tempura fried sausages
[6:13:45 PM] evonne: omg i’m so white
[6:13:49 PM] evonne: but it’s so delicious
[6:14:04 PM] Bree: jdfklsgjldfksgj
[6:14:14 PM] Bree: i’m gonna have to ask you to turn over your asian card, sorry
[6:14:26 PM] evonne: fuck

[10:15:48 PM] evonne: i can’t get it right
[10:16:04 PM] Bree: have a break?
[10:16:14 PM] evonne: have a kitkat
[10:16:41 PM] Bree: gdi

yamibree replied to your post:ac2 lol why not
"also because of bree" oh u

oh me

and oh u

yamibree asked:
"ac1"
  • Favourite Female: There’s only Maria Thorpe, and she’s very cool. (how could u lucy)
  • Favourite Male: I loved Malik before I was interested in the the game.
  • 3 Other Favourite Characters: Altair, that Rafiq in Damascus, and uuuuh, Des………mond…..
  • 3 OTPs: ALTMAL, bree made me discover why people like robert/altair, Altair/Maria+Malik
  • Notp: Malik/Kadar
  • Funniest character: Malik. “Rest, prepare, cry in the corner. Do whatever it is you do before a mission. Only make sure you do it quietly.”
  • Prettiest character: Altair. congrats on ur face, fransisco randez
  • Most Annoying Character: all citizens
  • Most badass character: Altair, maybe.
  • Character I’d like as my BFF: Damascus Rafiq!
  • Female Character I’d Marry: Maria Thorpe, you are the only female.
  • Male Character I’d Marry: Altair. He’s shown to be an attentive and passionate lover I think. He fucken climbed a tower for Maria.
  • Character I hate/dislike/least like: Shut up, Al Mualim.

[12:44:18 PM] Bree: there are small children laughing outside and it’s making me angry

it’s why we say “bless you” when someone sneezes. god’s blessing was to keep your soul inside you.

welp

[2:06:08 PM] evonne: *ziio rides haytham’s dick until he can no longer move*
[2:06:28 PM PM] Bree: //templar cause collapses because of it

yamibree submitted:

hey

omg fuck off hhhhhhnnnnn

yamibree submitted:

hey

omg fuck off hhhhhhnnnnn

well you won’t be able to draw with it up your ass

my ass could probably draw better than my hands right now