watch it online i dare u
8( /watches during the day with all the lights on and happy music playing
yeah man why don’t they switch it up and have an oc be like I FUCKIN LOVE BIGOTRY
GET READY, INTERNET
Do you, Himechan123, take Asukasboy to be the Naruto to your Sasuke?
cringes and lies face-down on the floor
apparently happened at the one in my city today
(happened last year too during the cosplay competition)
i must be fucking psychic or something because i’ll tell you how it went:
i’m sleeping pretty deeply when the door bell rang, it kinda woke me up, but i was also still in dreamland.
i literally, /literally/ had a dream that my lil’ sister- who was getting ready for school (in the dream and irl)- brought a giant package into my room and sat it down for me. i mumbled thank you (in my dream).
the dream continued; i got up and looked over this giant package and went “oh, this must be from Bree”, gladly opened it and i was dazed by the contents: limited edition ac:black flag box.
just the box with little poster pamphlets inside, but the game and figurine removed. i looked for the game, couldn’t find it, shrugged and went “oh well”. i wasn’t bothered at all.
i was actually really happy with just a box with edward kenway printed on it.
so i wake up for real and was pretty confused why the package wasn’t on the chair where it was left in the dream. i go outside and see a little package sitting on my laptop. “oh!”
i opened it sleepily
and the card is so damn cute
i was cooing
this is the best card i’ve ever gotten
still sleepy, i felt a little goofy as i carefully peeled the cute cupcake stickers to open my present
first words to come of my mouth for today:
"you fucken bitch"
Bree, you’re a fucken bitch
how dare you
you’re a real nugget, aren’t you
i dreamt that i got the box, but not the game and i was cool with it.
but you got me the fuckign game waht the funck
i lobe you oh my gfod
hell yea eat me
[4:38:49 PM] Bree: i have a giant ass
[4:38:51 PM] Bree: sketchbook
[4:38:58 PM] Bree: i probably hit enter at the wrong time there
me too it will flow through my veins
if i drew connor with a war bonnet will u walk to my fucking house 8-) ?
[11:38:26 PM] Bree: charles can gobble haytham’s dick
[11:38:40 PM] evonne ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: shit
[11:38:49 PM] evonne ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: i just imagined
[11:38:51 PM] evonne ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: omg
[11:38:52 PM] evonne ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: ok
[11:38:53 PM] evonne ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: so
[11:40:26 PM] evonne ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: haytham’s like “charles, looks like you’re growing some grey facial hair now”
and charles plucks the grey hair off his mustache, looks at it and goes “oh, no, sir, that’s a strand of your pubes”
[11:40:39 PM] Bree: GOD
bree and i have managed to rp up to 24 AUs for just one pairing
1 pairing, 24 AUs
we’re outta control
[12:37:33 PM] Bree: give me lee u motherfucker
[12:42:24 PM] evonne ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: is lee slang for blowjob
I THOUGHT THE LEG ON THE RIGHT WAS A FINGER AND THE PUG WAS SUPER TINY
i will hire you. pro boner
let me sit on that and i will think about it
[3:16:12 AM] evonne ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: OH, KING MICKEY! SPANK ME AND CALL ME RIKU
[3:16:21 AM] Bree: GOOD
[3:16:22 AM] Bree: NIGHT