the other day bree made fun of my phone number because the first few digits are 420
MY GREATEST DREAM WAS TO EAT A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHILE INFECTED THE WORLD AROUND ME LIKE ALEX M.
nEVER BE ABLE TO CONSUME PEOPLE WTF
THAT WAS THE POINT THAT BOTHERED ME THE MOST
"sodomy is not just for animals"
[8:23:41 PM] Bree: planes always sucked
[8:23:47 PM] Bree: i’m a terrible flier
[8:23:53 PM] evonne: that’s because you’re tall
[8:24:10 PM] Bree: listen here you
[6:13:43 PM] evonne: i tempura fried sausages
[6:13:45 PM] evonne: omg i’m so white
[6:13:49 PM] evonne: but it’s so delicious
[6:14:04 PM] Bree: jdfklsgjldfksgj
[6:14:14 PM] Bree: i’m gonna have to ask you to turn over your asian card, sorry
[6:14:26 PM] evonne: fuck
[10:15:48 PM] evonne: i can’t get it right
[10:16:04 PM] Bree: have a break?
[10:16:14 PM] evonne: have a kitkat
[10:16:41 PM] Bree: gdi
"also because of bree" oh u
and oh u
[12:44:18 PM] Bree: there are small children laughing outside and it’s making me angry
it’s why we say “bless you” when someone sneezes. god’s blessing was to keep your soul inside you.
[2:06:08 PM] evonne: *ziio rides haytham’s dick until he can no longer move*
[2:06:28 PM PM] Bree: //templar cause collapses because of it