[8:23:41 PM] Bree: planes always sucked
[8:23:47 PM] Bree: i’m a terrible flier
[8:23:53 PM] evonne: that’s because you’re tall
[8:24:10 PM] Bree: listen here you

[6:13:43 PM] evonne: i tempura fried sausages
[6:13:45 PM] evonne: omg i’m so white
[6:13:49 PM] evonne: but it’s so delicious
[6:14:04 PM] Bree: jdfklsgjldfksgj
[6:14:14 PM] Bree: i’m gonna have to ask you to turn over your asian card, sorry
[6:14:26 PM] evonne: fuck

[10:15:48 PM] evonne: i can’t get it right
[10:16:04 PM] Bree: have a break?
[10:16:14 PM] evonne: have a kitkat
[10:16:41 PM] Bree: gdi

yamibree replied to your post:ac2 lol why not
"also because of bree" oh u

oh me

and oh u

yamibree asked:
"ac1"
  • Favourite Female: There’s only Maria Thorpe, and she’s very cool. (how could u lucy)
  • Favourite Male: I loved Malik before I was interested in the the game.
  • 3 Other Favourite Characters: Altair, that Rafiq in Damascus, and uuuuh, Des………mond…..
  • 3 OTPs: ALTMAL, bree made me discover why people like robert/altair, Altair/Maria+Malik
  • Notp: Malik/Kadar
  • Funniest character: Malik. “Rest, prepare, cry in the corner. Do whatever it is you do before a mission. Only make sure you do it quietly.”
  • Prettiest character: Altair. congrats on ur face, fransisco randez
  • Most Annoying Character: all citizens
  • Most badass character: Altair, maybe.
  • Character I’d like as my BFF: Damascus Rafiq!
  • Female Character I’d Marry: Maria Thorpe, you are the only female.
  • Male Character I’d Marry: Altair. He’s shown to be an attentive and passionate lover I think. He fucken climbed a tower for Maria.
  • Character I hate/dislike/least like: Shut up, Al Mualim.

[12:44:18 PM] Bree: there are small children laughing outside and it’s making me angry

it’s why we say “bless you” when someone sneezes. god’s blessing was to keep your soul inside you.

welp

[2:06:08 PM] evonne: *ziio rides haytham’s dick until he can no longer move*
[2:06:28 PM PM] Bree: //templar cause collapses because of it

yamibree submitted:

hey

omg fuck off hhhhhhnnnnn

yamibree submitted:

hey

omg fuck off hhhhhhnnnnn

well you won’t be able to draw with it up your ass

my ass could probably draw better than my hands right now

watch it online i dare u

8( /watches during the day with all the lights on and happy music playing

yeah man why don’t they switch it up and have an oc be like I FUCKIN LOVE BIGOTRY

GET READY, INTERNET

Do you, Himechan123, take Asukasboy to be the Naruto to your Sasuke?

hai, priest-san

cringes and lies face-down on the floor

apparently happened at the one in my city today

(happened last year too during the cosplay competition)