headcanon:

volpe has terrible reading and writing skills making him pretty bad at written romance

"i rly like ur colon"

"I do hope you mean ‘cologne’, Volpe."

"/THROWS PHONE AGAINST THE WALL IN EMBARRASSMENT"

  1. fuckingnovice reblogged this from catgoboom
  2. millshouse reblogged this from catgoboom and added:
    YES. Craig, I TOLD YOU I WASn’T THE ONLY ONE WHO’d THINK THIS. omfffffg
  3. ben-hornigold reblogged this from catgoboom and added:
    imagine if he attempted poetry
  4. onisparkles reblogged this from algrenion
  5. sassiavelli reblogged this from algrenion
  6. catgoboom reblogged this from algrenion and added:
    squeaks jdsjksafdjaksfdkjs cute
  7. algrenion reblogged this from rizafujizare and added:
    i would really laugh if he replied with “no i mean colon”
  8. rizafujizare reblogged this from catgoboom and added:
    headcanon accepted
  9. yamibree said: "no, i mean i like my dick up your colon"