headcanon:
volpe has terrible reading and writing skills making him pretty bad at written romance
“i rly like ur colon”
“I do hope you mean ‘cologne’, Volpe.”
“/THROWS PHONE AGAINST THE WALL IN EMBARRASSMENT”
YES. Craig, I TOLD YOU I WASn’T THE ONLY ONE WHO’d THINK THIS. omfffffg
imagine if he attempted poetry
squeaks jdsjksafdjaksfdkjs cute
i would really laugh if he replied with “no i mean colon”
headcanon accepted