today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.
i usually don’t get sick and i feel like this year i’m getting hit with all the sickness i didn’t get in the past few years
I threw a sticky grenade at Samuel and he somehow managed to fly up to sky and get stuck in there. I quickly took a screenshot and this is how it turned out to look like.
so long space boatman
My friends made me a cake and put a fucking mushroom in it
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING
They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit
don’t be a little shit to me on tinder
you’re a m y s t e r y , and I can’t a l l o w that
I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this